Updated thread - What TV commercial gets on your nerves?

Pretty sure those are for UVerse.

 

"Wait till you see the next five hours."

No. Shut up, and get off my tv, asshole.

 

Whatever, they inspire such visceral hate it's impossible to remember who they're trying to hype and who they're trying to trash.

Die, brats. Die.

 

Anything with Shaquille O'Neal as pitch man. He's created the most annoying commercial persona ever. Smiling jolly Shaq mugging at the camera. Get out of my face.

On a side note, it disturbing to think of Shaq using Gold Bond powder. I don't know much about Gold Bond Powder, but I know I don't like the mental image of Shaq rubbing it on his nads.

That's got to be a sub-tropical climate down in there. Probably supports its own civilization. The Lost Colony of Roanoke and Sleestaks living side-by-side ... before they're wiped out in a Gold Bond Powder Apocalypse.

 

Isn't that commercial for Gold Bond lotion, though? That gives you a whole other image to think about.

 

The BK Whooper Jr. ad where everyone is dancing because it costs $1.29 is getting more annoying every I see it. ... But I guess I remember the price, so I suppose they got me.

 

Speaking of which, I'm sure that the Buick LaCrosse is a pretty large car. Having Shaq squeeze into it like a sardine isn't the best way to present that to me.

 

Does it also let you audible? Orange barrels! REROUTE!

 

Any commercial containing the words, 'vaginal mesh.'

 

ETrade.

Babies talking. heehee.

 

The E-Trade baby is one of those fuckers who will get "swirlied" every week of his entire grade school/middle school/high school career.




Oh and a new series of these fucking things have started too:




Hey bears. I got something you can stick up your ass and it ain't Charmin.

 

I eat at Subway regularly, because sometimes you just want a quick, simple sub, but this month they're pushing their "Italian" sandwiches (i.e., slap some of the marinara sauce from the vat of meatballs onto any sandwich and, presto, it's Italian!)

The commercials with the two guys dreaming of Italy have gots to go. Especially the one of them riding in the gondola with the guy crooning, "Oh, pepperoni ... how much I love ya!" Fortunately, I've only seen that one once this time around. I really don't want to have to damage my TV.