Updated thread - What TV commercial gets on your nerves?

Ever been to the website to look at some of the products and watch one of the promo vids? Highly pretentious. I freely admit I love my iPad, but there's an attitude of self importance at Apple that I've not seen rivaled by another company.

 

ATT UVerse just won't quit the MOTHER FUCKING SNOT NOSE FUCKING KIDS doing the "back in my day" motherfucking bullshit.

They come out with "new versions" every couple months or so, but the fucking kids are saying the same fucking bullshit.

It wasn't funny the first time, it wasn't funny the next several hundred times, it's not funny now, it will never BE funny, motherfuckers. Fucking give it up.

 

Not as bad as "Farmersonly.com"

The first time I saw that, I actually checked to see if I somehow latched onto an episode of "Saturday Night Live." It HAD to be one of their parody commercials; I mean, two cows talking about their owner and her lack of sex.

Nope.

 

Lots of sore udders because Dave can't find true love.

 

The newer one, with a talking dog and three farmers talking about fish that got away, is even worse.

 

The worst ons is the one with the sister following the kids through the house as they keep changing rooms to get away from her. What a fucking shrew.

 

HUMP DAAAAAAYYYYEEEE!

 

"Hump Day" is actually one of the VERY few commercials that we laugh at.

 

MIKEMIKEMIKEMIKEMIKE! C'mon MIKE! Love that one.

 

That camel is a star.

 

Whoop-whoop!

 

I keep getting a Facebook ad for something about dating cowboys only, complete with a picture of the biggest douchebag on the face of the planet. This guy would get his ass handed to him by all of the cowboys that I know.