Updated thread - What TV commercial gets on your nerves?

I actually don't mind that one too much. Maybe it's the G&R playing over the action.

 

Of course the saleswoman didn't recognize Grant Hill. He was usually injured while she was interested in basketball.

 

Especially if that AT&T store is in Orlando.

 

The Coors Light commercial where the barkeep is out of the vile libation and can't service the two boneheads who are actually foolish enough to order said Coors Light.

So, some guys chip two bottles off a mountain and then fly who knows how long to deliver them. Two beers.

And then they ask the rest of the bar if anyone needs one, and of course all hands go up. Obviously, a palate challenged, if not mentally challenged, group.

So, how long's that gonna take to fly to and fro and carve out 25 bottles from the mountain there, chief? Think you know where you can stick that thumbs up.

Horrible, horrible beer. Horrible, stupid commercial.

 

There's an Arco commercial playing right now where some dimwit gets stuck in a huge back up at another gas station (presumably Costco) and is eventually boxed in and can't go elsewhere. Arco then says there's never a back up there, so avoid the places where everyone else goes. Basically they're sales pitch is, "since everyone avoids our gas stations, you might as well come here. Forget that you'll get a better deal elsewhere, fill up with us."

 

And NOW they have Coors Light Summer Brew - Making a shitty beer that much more shittier by adding fruit to the mix

 

Just one step closer to being flavored water.....

 

And then there is the one where the beer tub in the bar is actually an ice fishing hole, and there are divers swimming around cutting Coors Light out of the ice. Then the dumb shit sticks his face in the tub to watch the action!

 

Using "All Day and All of the Night" to sell yogurt is just wrong.

 

I don't like the idea of fruit-flavored Coors Light at all. What's the point of obscuring the fine flavor of aluminum that is the brand's taste trademark?

 

It gets on my nerves. It has singlehandedly ruined a perfectly decent portmanteau of friend and family.

 

Actually, I don't see how you could make Coors Light shittier with fruit. Maybe a little more effeminate, but even that's debatable.