Updated thread - What TV commercial gets on your nerves?

So, you're saying I should buy Sarah McLachlan albums or save a puppy? Which is it, Shot? If I end up with both, I'm going to be pretty peeved.

 

Focus Factor, starring THIS FUCKING IDIOT BITCH and her fucking inbred idiot bitch daughter!! (The commercial acts like they are 'random satisfied customers,' but they're absolute dead ringers for each other, and also the dipshit guy hosting the commercial, and also sound exactly alike, with an utterly intolerable nasal squawk when they start delivering their bullshit spiel.)



"It's FREEEEEAAAAH? It must be good if it's FREEEEEEEEEEAH!!!"

No you fucking cu_nt, it's freeeeeeah because nobody with an IQ out of single digits would pay a nickel for it.

 

They're dropping out of the sky like IQ points from a Kevin James listener...

Today's contribution to this-agency-should-be-shitcanned is that ridiculous "Express Yourself" commercial for Botox.

You know, the one where these women are smiling and actually trying to show that Botox doesn't freeze your face in place with that annoying "Express yourself" jingle.

Anyone with an IQ north of a geranium knows that the Mona Lisa has more expression than a Botox consumer.

 

Ok, the new Playstation 3 commercials with the bastardized speech from 'Henry V' has got to go.

 

The Planters nuts ads with the monobrow chick.

Hate.

 

The Touch of Gray ads in which they are making the case that a little bit of gray looks good and the idiot says, "never trust anybody over 90."

 

I've mentioned this on another thread at some point, but the Trojan female stimulator ad is disturbing. Nothing like placing the image of a 55-something matronly librarian pleasuring herself into my skull.

 

Is the commercial with the dude playing the guitar in the fish restaurant playing nationally? He's singing about FreeCreditReport.com. "F R E E that spells free" is the most annoying song currently playing on the planet.

 

Yes, they are. And it's not as bad as the Subway $5 footlong song.

 

Oh, GB. I had such hopes for our friendship.

 

That's bad, but not as bad as the other one about buying the broken down car and throwing in 90s lingo like 'posse' and 'phat' for a trio of suburban white geeks.

The other one I can't follow is the Edge commercial where the girls fly up the guy's nostrils. I can't get my arms around this from a logical fashion---I know of no women who would care to be in a man's nostrils, nor do I know of any man who would relish that. Now, the first part with the girls shooting each other with shaving cream--ooh la la. But just stop there, boys.

 

The carolers singing "We Wish you a Red Hot Deal Day."

I think its Verizon, but not sure. I can not stand that shit!