Updated thread - What TV commercial gets on your nerves?

I assume you're figuring there aren't any violent fouls in U8? A hand ball in the penalty area is a PK, so nothing out of the ordinary had to happen.

 

I figured the number of hard fouls in the box are minimal, which made me wonder what had happened. I didn't consider a hand ball in the box, which is making my eyes go a little uncrossed.

I guess I picture the worst thing that will happen on a clear break is one player tapping the other on the foot with an innocuous kick and the potential goal scorer losing her balance and crying a lot.

I don't know, the scenarios for little kid soccer that result in a PK seem ludicrously taken too seriously by the ref. I know I'm over thinking it, but it still made my head hurt.

 

Budweiser sad puppy commercial that they've been playing ad nauseum during the baseball playoffs. It has inspired me to open a bar where dudes are allowed to bring their dogs. Kind of like a dog park, but with alcoholic beverages.

Mainly, I don't have a dog and I'd just really like to cuddle the shit out of that poor thing. Not to mention, stuck inside all night? His poor bladder was probably bursting.

My mom has to mute the TV as well when it comes on, because their border collie hears the puppy and starts going berserk.

 

The kid's line delivery sounds just Cheech Marin, "open up man, it's Daaaaaave."

 

A whole new round of the mother fucking Charmin bear commercials, in which the daddy bear invites us all to stick our faces right up his anal orifice to inspect the lack of dingleberries, has arrived.

Death to them all.

 

I'd like to see Super Creepy Rob Lowe beat the crap out of Painfully Awkward Rob Lowe.

 

I wish they'd form a tag team, grab a couple of folding chairs, and both beat the shit out of Scott Conant in that Infiniti commercial.
"I was head chef at 24. I opened my first restaurant at 31. I know tons of interesting people who like to go on elaborate picnics at pristine wilderness areas at 2 p.m. on a weekday, because we're all 30-something multimillionaires. My life is awesome. Yours sucks. Buy an Infiniti so I can make more douchey friends and go parasailing with movie stars."

 

Super Creepy Rob Lowe could jam his nose right up the asshole of the Charmin Fecal Bear family daddy and take a deeeeep sniff.

 

But the question would be whether the Super Creepy Rob Lowe would take any shit off of the Charmin Fecal Bear?

 

I was waiting for this. The one I saw today had a TSA agent checking for dingleberries at the airport.

 

To turn it around briefly, I love this one. Banned in the US, of course.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47ZZjEXcJ-U

 

That commercial drives me insane.