Updated thread - What TV commercial gets on your nerves?

Considering the state of the economy, the Lexus/Mercedes Christmas ads are even more annoying than usual.

 

The Progressive New Year's Celebration commercial ... Now I want to choke that bitch out!

 

Those actually elicit a giggle from my wife. Shortly after we got engaged, one of those commercials came on and, without even looking up from the newspaper I was reading, I said, "I went to Jared. They didn't have dick."

 

Dial.

Mansuit. Manstink. Who the fuck talks like that?

 

Five words and one butt-ugly ass woman, in all its incarnations: "Welcome to progressive dot com."

 

The Alltel claymation commercials. It's after Christmas, and they're all still in clay.

Suck it Alltel. Pretty soon Chad will be wearing the red Verizon shirt!

 

You're STILL A DING DONG!

 

if I see another "Save by Zero" commercial by toyota, if I see another Ram Truck commercial, if I see another NFL. com commercial where the big dude bleeds Packers' colors, if I see another BudLight commercial where alleged media dudes are asking questions of Jim "Playoffs, playoffs?") Mora, Jimmy Johnson, etc... if I see...
well, you get the idea.

 

That dumb bitch. Her and her god damn tricked out name tag. I just want to slap her in her ugly fucking face.

 

Don't the marketers screen things like that. They didn't notice how appalling that woman and her whore makeup is?

 

The Toyota commercial with the little girl who's screaming, "That's a little chair and I'm a big girl!" Shut up, we get the point.

 

The worst is the radio version with Golic talking about mansuits, football players protecting their "brat and potatoes," manstink, etc. Disgusts me every time I hear it.