Urinals

I have to be a pretty desperate man to take a shit in a public restroom.

 

Depends on the tightness of the fly...I have some that are easy open, some that are just not worth the effort.

Moving to another topic...my wife is amazed guys don't "wipe" after taking a piss....and opt rather to just let possible dribble happen. I never thought of it...but she's right. I know when I'm wearing shorts and loose boxer briefs, my left foot sometimes gets a drop after I walk away.

So could I make a million bucks by "inventing" a urinal with a toilet paper roll attached? Is this groundbreaking?

 

As long as this thread is still going....

Ever notice how some urinals just seem to be shaped so that your piss splatters back onto your pants no matter what angle you aim the stream?

 

Used to be like that but I eased up on those restrictions. First thing one must do is thoroughly wipe down the seat. More importantly -- WAY MORE -- is cleaning the top-inside part of the bowl (where the layers of pee and pubes build up) so your dick has a clean spot to rest.

 

I'd have to be pretty desperate to take a job as a men's room attendant. Who would think that is a good career path, trying to sell drunks after shave and combs and talcum (?) after they've pissed all over themselves or painted the bowl?

 

Feels your pain.

 

Home bowl syndrome is pretty common I think. I know a guy who cannot piss into a urinal, he has to use the bowl.

 

Please clarify: You are resting your d*ck on the toilet seat while you take a shit?

 

I thought the same thing, then decided I didn't want to know.

 

So. This got weird. Sounds like someone needs to invent a memory foam toilet seat for your sleepy little peckers. And penis pillows. This has Shark Tank written all over it.

 

Just be thankful nobody decided to invent a trough shitter

 

I've never rested my member on anything in my own bathroom, let alone a public one.
No pillows needed, thanks.

Must be a problem for the massively endowed, and, therefore, a problem I've never had to consider.