Urinals

I'm dumbfounded that there is a man in the world who feels this way.

 

Who among us hasn't pissed in a sink while drunk?

 

You can say the same about a trash can, shower, bath tub, basement floor drain, vagina, alley, backyard, garden, bottle, bucket, etc.

 

You ever share a bathroom as an adult with a woman?

 

Yes, albeit briefly. But I'd trade one of my lesser toes for an in-house urinal.

 

Every time I wait in line to pee at a sporting event, I lament the demise of the trough.

Who decided the trough needed to go away? Are there any newer venues with troughs? I love the ones at Wrigley and some other old stadiums.

Sure, modern urinals provide a little more of a buffer between you and the guy next to you. But when I'm choosing between missing part of the game or squeezing in between two guys at the trough, I'll take the trough.

Stadium bathrooms should be all about efficiency. Bring back the troughs!

 

I didn't know you were German.

 

I'll never forget being at a Mardi Gras parade in New Orleans one time and seeing a line 10-deep to piss behind a dumpster. Even better is that there were a few women in the line, too.

 

More fun with urinal troughs. They make a dandy substitute for a Slip N' Slide.

 

Sometimes I like to see if anyone is reading.

Other times I like to urinate in vaginas.

 

If you can't stand up I don't think you can use a urinal. And if you can stand, why do you need a shorter one?

 

What's the slang term for that?
Making a pitcher of lemonade?
A golden bath?
Swizzle sticking?