Urinals

I save all my best farts for the bathroom...you know, like a human should.

 

Selective? I didn't alter a word.

 

Don't play stupid.

 

Farting in the men's room is very much above board.
Just leave out all of the grunting, throat-clearing and sighing while pissing or shtting.
Some guys seem to have a need to maintain an ongoing vocal track while using the men's room.
Give it a rest, Mr. Silverback Wannabe.

 

Oh I agree, just seems that I always end up next to that guy who is blowing out one that sounds like - to steal from Dan Jenkins - a washing machine breaking down. And don;t blame it on another guy taking a piss. Gutless move.

And if you're taking the Browns to the Super Bowl in a public shitter close the fucking door.

 

I really don't have a clue what you're talking about.

Is this another gut feeling of yours?

 

Not sure. Which one of your handles here (or there) is asking the question?

 

Nothing worse than having a door that doesn't stay shut (and be the only functioning terlit in the room) and you have to hold it shut with your foot. Makes for an odd crapping session.

 

Seriously, what the fuck?

 

Yes there is - a seat that won't stay up.

My rule of thumb in public restroom is that I give the seat one shot to stay up. If it comes down, it's staying that way.

 

You can't believe it? I'm not only participating in a thread about urinals, I'm doing it under my real name.

This has been extremely educational. Thank you all who responded to my questions. I have learned much about boy bathroom etiquette. It is even more complicated than I thought. I had never heard of split or double streaming, although I have read up on it now. It explains a lot.

 

Guys, this stuff was supposed to be secret. Now Amy will spread it to all the women!