Urinals

I'm pretty much live and let live with the men's room.
The women folk? They've got an extensive collection of unwritten rules and protocals for public bathrooms.

 

One of my goals in starting this thread was to educate the women of SportsJournalists.com on split-streaming.

 

There is something worse than two-streaming: Two-streaming while half-asleep at 2 a.m. in a poorly lit bathroom.

 

Idea: Couldn't they make combo urinal-toilet that uses the same water and drainage source? It would take some space, but couldn't it be done?

 

This is the man's urinal thread, but maybe Amy can start a different thread on all the nasty things women do in bathroom stalls. You know, like not actually sitting down, but crouching over and letting fly, thus spraying all over everything porcelain, the seat and the floor.

Some even STAND on the toilet seat and hunker over the water (so I have been told).

Anyway, we men have been given holy crap for years over the toilet seat, but from what I understand, women's public restrooms are far worse. Amy and some of the other fine ladies of SportsJournalists.com could educate us, but preferably in some separate but equal co-educational thread.

Now I return us to our regular urinal programming.

 

A lot of chicks like to leave upper deckers. Nasty broads.

 

I was once resoundingly and loudly mocked for washing my hands at a Bucs game after using the trough at the old Tampa Stadium. It was, to say the least, odd.

 

What a great and thoughtful thread.

Versatile, you are not alone, my friend. Very often I've had a vision of owning my own urinal in my home. I truly believe if I were to build a house from the ground up, one of the features I would demand would be a separate "men's area" in the master bathroom that would have a urinal, as well as a crapper in an enclosed space (nothing too stuffy though, gotta be able to stretch the elbows a little). I think I'd even go as far as mounting a TV on the door of the crapper room, so I can keep up with the game while I'm doing my daily duty.

I don't mind sharing a bathtub with my wife, and having my own sink has never been a big deal to me. But if I could have only one say in designing our bathroom, I'd have that urinal and toilet in a closet.

Now, if I were super-rich and could afford anything I wanted, I'd have the urinal I saw on one of those Travel TV shows counting down the best bathrooms in the world. It was basically a waterfall that you piss into. I think that would be a wonderful addition to any house, the waterfall urinal.

 

If I'm not mistaken, that's the Madonna Inn in San Luis Obispo, CA. As a Cal Poly student I heard many drunken stories about the waterfall you could piss in. Eventually I happened upon it, and years later snuck my wife into the john to marvel at this engineering feat.

 

As someone who used to work as a "closer" in a college-town Taco John's ... hell yes, the women's bathroom was far worse.

 

Still present at Legion Field.

 

This thread reminds me of the member here who a while back was doing a bath remodel and brought up putting in a urinal. Wonder if he ever did. Maybe I'm mixing this place up with the CDB board, but don't think so.

I knew a guy who had a urinal installed in his house. This goes back almost twenty years. Even with the finest in cakes I heard he still ended up with a bathroom that smelled like a urinal. Can't imagine that was a plus when he went to sell a few years later.