"Various Things That Piss You Off" rolling thread

Boys. Boys always piss me off, especially sexist ones who think they know more than me because they have a pennis.

 

People who misspell penis.

 

I like RAMBO's new spelling of it better. If you insist, I shall spell it correctly

 

It's not new. I'm sure he's spelled it like that for every one of his 14 years.

 

Those new wheelie roller skate thingies on shoes piss me off.

At what point is it a pain in the ass for people to walk from one end of a room to the other? I mean this.

If another kid comes close to my table while he's gliding, and while I'm eating my meal, I'm going to give the little FUCK a glide he'll never forget. Maybe right into a buffet table.

 

Wow. Glad you're not handling my copy tonight.

 

Just acknowledge that I'm smarter and better looking than you, and your copy will get out of this alive!

 

But then I'd be a liar. :-*

 

Lie, or I make your masterpiece a four-inch brief!

 

Oh thank god I wasn't the only one to notice this. They always look so retarded when they do it, too. Creepy snot factories.

 

Low blow, bringing up the four-inch thing in front of the whole board. :-[

 

People who believe their time is more important than my time, and then proceed to waste my time. Unless you're cracking a skull and pulling out a tumor, we're equals.