Virgin Tales — Chapter 2

That's the way I would have played it.

 

And that's why you're happily married with a kid on the way.


What?

 

Maybe she's posted about him on a message boards for virgins.

 

>>>So the question is now, how keeps their college yearbooks?<<<

a 35-year-old masturbation-mad virgin

 

damn, I'm into the thread too late. If I add that they were born five minutes apart, do I get a quarter?

sub item 1) the banner ad: "are you addicted to sex? take the quiz and find out"

sub item 2) Ernest Borgnine just let out a 'hell, yeah!' and has no idea why

 

Blue balls, er, bells?

 

Hopefully you're not using a maple bat.

 

I used to post on one of those, but then I got credit card charges from Russia.

 

You'll be pulling plenty, bucko.

She hasn't posted here yet.

 

By the way, Jay, when she says that she will masturbate as soon as you leave, your line is that you're not leaving.

 

Oh yeah ... who told you'd get some kind of action ... yeah, that's right.