WANTED: Drinking Partners.

Armchair... Hadn't thought of that, but might be fun. Perhaps if my hotel is close by. Pretty sure said bar will not have wireless.

Seabasket, indeed, I invented the vaccine for whooping cough. No cutoff. I have been told that I need to sample most mixed drinks, to make sure they're good. I will also drink all local beers. I am fairly certain that if I survive, I will poop out my liver, or at least good chunks of it. I plan on writing the story on the fly, perhaps even while sitting at the bar. I suspect the language will be salty.

P.S.: Looks like someone is going to drive something like 467 miles to join the cause. That, my friends, is dedication.

 

And here they are!

 

Jonesy - 21 and I have decided that this might be the perfect coming out party for us. We will play a little game of who can identify boom and 21 sitting at bar . correct guesser will win a prize to be determine.

 

Well, Boom, I'll be the guy with puke on my three-day-old shirt. No prize for that one.

 

www.urinal.net

 

Well, that's fucking awesome, goalmouth. Just remind me not to go pee in Luxor, Egypt.

 

Now you really know what camera phones are for.

 

Modern Drunkard's annual convention was held in Las Vegas at the same time as APSE's annual convention. Coincidence? I think not.

 

Even though you were around long before I got here, I have only a brief opportunity left to say this to you, Jonesy -- Fetch me a beer, newbie!

 

That's fine. It'll be waiting for you in Minneapolis. If it goes unclaimed, I drink it. Them's the rules.

 

Dammit! I actually could make it to Minneapolis the following week. Goddamned wisdom teeth!

 

So will that leave you with no teeth? ;D