WANTED: Drinking Partners.

A weekend of polka in MSP... hmmm, how I wish I could be there (actually I do)

 

Kept it together. Joe did not. There are stains. Back to the celery salt mine.

 

ahh, polka. as a former minneapolis resident, i now know the bar of which you speak.

btw, you drunk-type pretty good.

 

To Joe:



;D

 

Ships in the afternoon. Had the Cabbage Rolls with Polish Mustard. Outstanding. Watched the Sox v Sox with Roger and Mike the Other Barkeep. Roger thinks soccer is stupid.

Chicago Mike isn't on this afternoon, but Mike the Other Barkeep has something for you. What do you get someone on short notice? Candlesticks, urinal cakes, or something stupid. When I opened it it went to page 11 and that answered the question.

 

Blues,

Dude, sorry if you were expecting us to be there this afternoon. After last night's pollution, Joe and I decided we needed some fresh air and went to Minnehaha Park to look at the falls and eat Dairy Queen.

We're headed back to the bar for seven o'clock. Going to have dinner and then stay till close if you want to join us.

Not sure who you are, exactly, but if you really left some kind of present, much obliged.

Chicago Mike is great. He was our guy last night. I'm pretty sure it was the Jumbo Martini that did Joe in. I think he's nearly back to health though. (He tells buckweaver to go to hell.)

Anyway, yeah, sorry if you meant to see us. And hopefully you can come back tonight. PM me if you want a description of my lovely attire so you can pick me out of the crowd. I'll be with the guy with puke on his shirt.

 

Tell Joe that's what he gets for drinking a fucking martini. Dumbass. ;D

Y'all have fun now, ya hear?

 

Joe says, "At least I'm not working."

We just had the top down on Joe's Cobra. That sounds sexual, but it's not.

 

That's a low blow, Joe, you son of a bitch.

 

Joe just said something not suitable for a family Web site.

 

At least I have a job.

I'll rip another hole in the top of his Cobra if he'd ever show his face 'round here again. ;D

 

Them's the only words he knows.

Tell him we're up to 33 murders now, but thankfully, still only 1 at Celebs. But he's welcome back any time. ;D