We can retire the "Florida Man" threads. We have a winner.

We have an update on this one.

Charges Dropped Against Florida's Glitter Twins

 

Yeah. Glitter is craft herpes. It's hell to get rid of.

 

DEAD FLORIDA MAN

Scathing obit in Florida newspaper says man’s death ‘proves that evil does eventually die’

PS - unclear why it was published in Florida since the guy was from and died in NY. Perhaps the son who wrote lives there.
And the last part about the obit "not meeting Gannett's standards is laughable. I'm sure they didn't have a problem cashing the check that much of an obit costs. Wish I got paid per inch what newspapers charge for obits.

 

There are so many Florida Man threads to pick from, but I had to share this map.

Apparently Florida is the only state that hates itself.

 

This is why I avoid US 19

Life and death on America’s deadliest road

 

Western Indiana also hates Illinois.

 

Don’t forget about Florida woman

Video: Florida woman does ballet, Irish jig during sobriety test, tells deputy ‘you sound like my ballet coach

 

Lawyer Who Fought Helmet Laws Killed in Motorcycle Crash While Not Wearing a Helmet

https://www.thedailybeast.com/flori...n-motorcycle-crash-while-not-wearing-a-helmet

 

He died doing what he loved, leaving his mark on society (and his brains on the pavement).

 

Today on "Fucked Around and Found Out..."

 

There’s a doctor who runs commercials here on the local stations
Like a lot of small time advertisers he filmed one spot, which ran continuously
An elderly couple, Art and June Gianetti, appeared separately in the ads
About six months ago, I noticed June had more time and Art was cut out
I just saw a new ad with the doctor and his new partner
They didn’t say it, but RIP to Art and June