We can retire the "Florida Man" threads. We have a winner.

What the hell did we ever do to Arkansas? No one here even thinks of Arkansas unless the Razorbacks are up next on the sportsball calendar.

 

It used to be Texas. Then they joined the SEC. Now they hate bammer like everyone else.

 

I don't think a paper clip is going to spring this guy's handcuffs. He tried to use a stapler to hold up a Publix in Miami. And how he deserved bail for the previous arrest is beyond me.

https://www.local10.com/news/local/...-abuse-back-in-jail-for-trying-to-rob-publix/

 

Here's a perfect Florida Man story.

Florida man’s arm amputated after 10-foot alligator attacks outside bar near pond

 

OK, Florida Man. Step aside for invasive Florida Snail.

 

"Tonight's House Special: Giant Escargot!"

 

Some of you may be wondering what happened to Florida Man. Well …

 

Florida Man gonna Florida Man even on the high seas.

https://www.al.com/news/2023/09/flo...hamster-wheel-charged-after-5-day-rescue.html

 

He’s not a Florida man. He’s Iranian.

 

He's mental, whatever his national origin.

 

And I thought I had heard it all.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-tried-circumcise-toddler-cousin-babysitting-police

 

Did the baby cry mohel, mohel, mohel?