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We got motherf------ snakes in the motherf------ press box!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Perry White, Mar 14, 2007.

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  1. Ellis Redding

    Ellis Redding Guest

    I bet you\'ve got really hairy balls.
     
    Ellis Redding, Mar 15, 2007
    #25
  2. Smallpotatoes

    Smallpotatoes Well-Known Member

    Yes, it's a veritable forest down there.
     
    Smallpotatoes, Mar 15, 2007
    #26
  3. oldhack

    oldhack Member

    If you have snakes in the press box, you have no rats . . . well, it is a press box . . .
     
    oldhack, Mar 15, 2007
    #27
  4. Just_An_SID

    Just_An_SID Well-Known Member

    ESPN.com got an exlusive with the snake.

    "I just wanted to prove that I'm good enough to bite somebody from the Plain Dealer."

    Sounds like a lawsuit might be coming.
     
    Just_An_SID, Mar 15, 2007
    #28
  5. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    If the Plain-Dealer will consent to hire me, I promise to sacrifice myself and leap on the next snake in the press box to save my comrades.
     
    Ace, Mar 15, 2007
    #29
  6. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    I don't care what kind of snake it is: if it's it 3 feet long, I'm setting a new personal record in the 40.

    Is it true that Stuey was heard saying 'Fuck em, man" to the snake?
     
    Captain_Kirk, Mar 15, 2007
    #30
  7. Appgrad05

    Appgrad05 Active Member

    Greatest ... thread ... title ... ever
     
    Appgrad05, Mar 15, 2007
    #31
  8. Jor El

    Jor El Guest

    I'm scared shitless of snakes. Had it been me in that pressbox, I would have embarrassed the entire profession getting the fuck away from the snake.
     
    Jor El, Mar 16, 2007
    #32
  9. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    That\'s ... very gross, Ortiz.
     
    novelist_wannabe, Mar 16, 2007
    #33
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