We Southern racists

Second that.

 

I don't have a clue what this guy thinks his point was.
But as a native Southerner, I would like to join Inky Wretch and Lugnut, in the STFU sentiment.

 

Sorry I'm late to the thread. I've been frog gigging, and bad weather knocked the cable out at my trailer, and I had to run to the store because my wife/cousin was all pissy because we ran out of RC Cola and Moon Pies.

Anyway, when did we allow women and minorities to run for president? Isn't that against the Commandments?

 

Don't know, better check the courthouse lobby.

 

Have you brushed your tooth today, HP?

 

fucking right on.

Also, we're 68 posts in and neither hondo nor Yawn have chimed in. the hoodies meeting must be going late or something.

 

If it hadn't been invented in my home state, it would have been called the teethbrush.

 

The text message my Hillary-hating wife sent me after I told her who I voted for...

"That's right. Vote your penis. I knew you were a closet sexist. At least you're not a racist."

I almost had to pull the car over until the laughter stopped.

 

Check out Huckabee's bastions of victory: West Virginia, last among the 50 states in percentage of adults who are college grads; Alabama, 45th (roughly); Tennessee, 40th; Arkansas (45th). Sense a pattern here?

 

Oh boy now you've done it. DisembodiedOwlHead will be here any minute now to scold you for pointing out the obvious.

 

End well, this thread will not.
Contribute to the bad ending, I have.