We Southern racists

Oh, think it can go on for quite a while, given the high hilarity content.

 

Can I get a bunny, a pancake and a side of Canadian bacon?

 

I've said it before and I'll say it again -- I'd much rather spend time in a town full of backwater hillbillies than be surrounded by a bunch of know-it-all psuedo intellectual arrogant self-important politically correct elitist pinheads in places like New York and Boston......

 

Everyone knows that Massachusetts is the most racist state in the country. No more startling example of the Bradley effect than in the Commonwealth's democratic party primary on Tuesday.

 

It would be momentarily amusing to start running down the most-racist of America's major cities . . . but I'll resist. It would be counterproductive, in the end..

 

You have to admit there's some benefits to indoor plumbing, though.

 

But those activist liberal judges on the Supreme Court made us take them out.

 

What if I'm both, zags?

What if I utter my know-it-all pseudo intellectual proclamations with a Southern accent and find a way to end all my self-important politically correct statements with the phrase "pretty mouth"? Would you hang with me then?

 

Depends. Can you make good sweet tea?

 

To go with my chitlins and cheese grits, yes sir.

 

Deviled eggs. Gotta have deviled eggs.

 

Keep the chitlins. I'll have the sweet tea, cheese grits, deviled eggs and a Lipitor.
Thanks.