Wedding registry help

RIU is where it's at.

 

The only thing I can think of that's good about Sandals is the no-kids-allowed policy.

 

Duh, Cadet.

It's easier than explaining why people are fucking in the pool.

 

There are many adults only all-inclusive, Cadet.

The best my ex and I were at was Couples in Ocho Rios.

And no fucking allowed in the pool Carrie...in the Caribbean Sea at 4 a.m, that's another story

 

Gee, excuse me for not being well-versed on the intricacies of resorts to which I have never been nor ever looked into visiting. :

 

Only if you can get it up, spnited.

 

That was a reference to The Office, not a recommendation.

I've got no idea about Sandals. Never been.

 

Well I can understand why she chose Cooperstown.
I mean, Vegas against anything is like Sodom and Gomorrah against anything. Why would a newly-wed woman want to go to Vegas, unless you and Buck were going to meet up for a little "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas."

 

And now you understand the suggestion.

No really, we just both love baseball. If we could afford it, we'd probably spend our honeymoon following the Cubs on a road-trip.

 

They are coming to Texas and you could stay in my guestroom for just $50 a night, plus we are only a four-plus hour drive from Arlington.

 

What about LA?

 

If you want terrible traffic, smog and not a lot to do, that is a great idea for a honeymoon.
I went to San Diego for mine and had tons of fun lying on the beach and exploring Coronado.