Week 1 Running NFL Thread (Warren Moon edition)

No, it's Fox, but I am sure they are pissing off the old time TV owners.

 

Not excusing the Jets' behavior (whatever it was), but I wonder if this is the same woman who put on a wedding dress and proposed to Tom Brady on camera at Super Bowl media day a few years ago? She was from TV Azteca ...

 

Atlanta coach "freezes" Steeler kicker before the half.

Dumbest thing in the NFL. If the center has his hands on the ball, you cannot call time out.

 

The comments below that story are freaking hilarious!

To wit: "In all the confusion, Cromartie fathered another child."

 

And Chris Johnson with his 12th straight 100+ yard game.

 

Stafford's injured. Needed an offensive line.

 

I thought the word on the street was that the Raiders were an improved team?

They're playing like the Keystone Kops.

 

How about the play of Matt Forte today? He may be back. And I don't want to hear that it's because he was playing the Lions. He was shit last year against them.

 

So Chris Johnson does have "running away from the cops" speed then.

 

Where are the other angry Bears fans?

First half summary: 3 turnovers, one inside the Detroit 10, and 75 yards in penalties. But they are playing the Lions, so that's only good for a 1-point deficit.

Stafford may be hurt after a hit from Peppers.

 

A fumble, no rushing to speak of, and one super-long touchdown on crummy Lions tackling.

Not that the one big play wasn't absolutely huge, but I'll reserve my excitement until I see him grabbing 4-6 consistently.

 

Owens and Ocho go into the locker room before halftime, and miss out on the Bengals hail mary at the end of the half.