Week 1 Running NFL Thread (Warren Moon edition)

Got 15 of them in the first three minutes. Still have 13 to go and can't think of anybody else.

 

Haha same here. Of those I didn't get, I was only kicking myself over two of them.

 

I got 22, which makes me sad because there's no way I should remember some of these. Missed a really recent one.

 

I had to look them up. Talk about a Hall of Fame of Suck.

The QB with the most starts for the Bears since 1985? Jim Harbaugh with 65.

No. 2? Erik Kramer (42). Followed by Kyle Orton (33), Mike Tomczak (31), Rex Grossman (31) and Jim Miller (26).

They even gave 15 starts to Shane Matthews for fuck's sake.

 

Jesus Christ himself couldn't win at Vanderbilt. Go back to the baseball thread, dork.

 

Too bad Will Furrer didn't get the right coaching.

 

I really thought Peter Tom Willis was going to be a special player.

They never gave Moses Moreno a real chance either.

 

Winners win.

 

Henry "Don't call me Frank" Burns?

Who the fuck?

 

I can barely fucking contain myself re: how I'd like to respond. But I'll defer to BYH. Hey, come back from the baseball thread!

 

Burris, not Burns.

I didn't realize that Flutie only started one game for them.

 

Losers take snaps for the Bears.