Week 4 college football thread: How Sooner is Now?

My stakes today:

Oklahoma State +1.5/Cal +2.5

Marshall-Ohio State over 52.5/Penn State-Kent State over 55.5/Ole Miss -35.5

 

OMG

 

Two in the Ivy League. Cornell Big Red and Dartmouth Big Green.

Apparently, Dartmouth’s unofficial mascot is someone called Keggy the Keg.

 

Cornell should make its mascot a stick of gum. Then they could play Colgate every year for the Ole Dentist’s Chair.

 

Of course some douchebag in Norman is tailgating with a pellet grill ...

 

Every time, four out of five prognosticators would recommend Cornell for gamblers who chew gum.

 

I am dying...

PEOPLE OF TALLAHASSEE: Cal's WOKE ENFORCEMENT unit is TAKING YOUR GUNS this weekend!
You MUST place all firearms in our rainbow bins conveniently located throughout FSU's campus.
YOUR GUNS will be confiscated and DESTROYED for your safety! Thanks for your prompt compliance.

 

Coug'd it.

 

Worse: NU hasn't scored in OT since 2014.

 

Isn't that Texas?

 

That's rust orange.

 

Not sure I’d be gassing up Clemson for blowing out App State considering the Mountaineers are in free fall.