Week 5 college football thread - The Bamachurian Candidate

Michael, c'mon. Were you ever 16?

Hey, maybe they stopped at a fucking Buc-ee's on the way out of town.

 

Baylor getting Oz’d at home to BYU.
BC playing hangover ball against Kentucky. Western.

 

The good news is I don’t have to let any members of the public past my barricade.

The questionable news is I’m at the front of the dead-end lane where the state troopers and Secret Service are holed up for the day. That seems like an awful lot to trust to a couple of dance academy parents.

 

Jake Butt discussing a butt cheek being in bounds. We’ve reached the pinnacle of BTN broadcasting.

 

I think so.

 

If he’s never dressed up as Butthead for Halloween, that needs to happen this year.

 

Considering the summer the Secret Service has had, you might do a better job guarding the cars than they would.

 

Troopers have cars. Agents have three charter buses waiting for them. When they pull out it is going to look like a damn invasion.

Still rather be here than around the Quad where the College Democrats have set up a protest/tailgate. Don’t know what’s happening there and don’t want to know.

 

So maybe UK really is all that on defense. RIP over bettors.

 

Oh, you know you want some kombucha and plant-based “meat” burgers. Slide on over to see what’s up.

 

Is "Cougin' it" exclusive to Washington State, or can it apply to any team named the Cougars? Because BYU, once up 21-0, is doing its best to piss away this game against Baylor. Lead is down to 34-28 with about three minutes left and Baylor is inside the 30.

 

Kentucky with a once-in-lifetime God’s favor fumble bounce to reach the end zone.