Week 6 college football thread: Calgorithm is Gonna Get You

Saw this coming for weeks.

 

Can we get Mizzou to hold up a newspaper with today’s date to provide proof of life?

 

Does it ever occur to Penn State that they could put the pedal down like this more often instead of sleepwalking through offense and letting an overmatched opponent stick around in a low-scoring slog?

 

So fucking pissed, I had to turn it off.

 

College visit this weekend with oldest t_b_f at UVA.

Nice campus. Football atmosphere? Meh.

 

MizzLMAOu

 

Not everywhere in the ACC can be Berkeley.

 

Does UAB's Jalen Kitna have to report to his parole officer between quarters?

Tulane's Rayshawn Pleasant has 94- and 100-yard KO returns for TDs this year.

 

If UAB can’t afford to fire Trent Dilfer (and it very well might not) then it at least needs to shitcan the AD. There need to be consequences if you make a bet-the-program hire completely out of left field and the axel promptly falls out in the road.

 

I did not have an all-ACC multiview on my bingo card for the early window.

 

This color guy loves saying Louisville is in 21 personnel. AKA a pair of running backs with a tight end AKA what offense looked like for a half-century. But hey, terminology to sound like an insider!

 

Observations from Penn State-UCLA:
-- Penn State is average at best.
-- UCLA is horrible.
-- Big Ten refs are worse than even recent Pac-12 crews.