What can you not do?

IJAG justice.

 

Use Dead. To. Me. effectively.

 

No, but I can. You're dead. to. me.

 

Bullshit.

 

No need. Revenge is a dish best tasted on national TV. ;D

 

I have to drink more than 2 beers at a time. It annoys me to drink less.

 

Did you talk shit to her after the show?

"Looks like you tied your tie too tight. You choked motherfucker!

"Tie my tie now, bitch!"

 

YOU KNOW WHAT!?!?!?!? THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY! THAT OVER THERE -- THAT'S JUST A GUY IN A SUIT!

 

I can't keep from finishing a line-by-line, especially if it's a Kevin Smith film (or Fight Club, obviously).

 

Yeah, like you wouldn't have said it...

 

Sirs, Madames,

I had forgotten this one.

I last ate meat in '74. (I anticipate your question: A foot-long hot dog in Bracebridge, Ont. on Victoria Day weekend.) Until a few years ago I thought all I can't do is eat meat. After all, I had no problem sitting next to someone who was carving up a steak. But, as it turns out, all these years later I can't touch meat. I was asked to help stuff a turkey about three or four years ago--I started to black out about 30 seconds into the process. Squeamish doesn't start to describe me. I suck.

YHS, etc

 

I can't...

Pay my bills on time

Iron clothes

Change a flat tire (I can't be alone, right?)

Shave daily

Stop biting my nails