What can you not do?

Can't whistle or snap my fingers.
Can't walk into Target without going straight to the electronics department.
Can't avoid stopping and watching any three of the Mighty Ducks movies when they're on cable.
Can't stop myself from saying "Let's hug it out, Bitch" everytime someone jokingly or sincerely asks for a hug. Grandma is always very confused.

 

Lucky dog.

 

Funny, I didn't even notice the dog in the picture until you posted that.

 

Make out with a bollywood star in public
/richard gere

 

I cannont contain hysterical laughter when I get the walking farts.

 

That's more of a shouldn;t. In time, not too many people will be able to say that isn;t a can't.

 

Lucky turd. That's a talent.

 

Find anything decent to wear today.

 

I think a post of what I can do would be easier than to try to list what I can't do

 

stop jerking off

 

You're killing me, puppies. You're killing me.

 

flick bottle caps