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What can you not do?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Shaggy, Apr 25, 2007.

  1. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    I wonder what would happen if the draft was on, say, NBC?
     
  2. Montezuma's Revenge

    Montezuma's Revenge Active Member

    Convict a double murderer who left behind a bloody glove and a mountain of other evidence.

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  3. Montezuma's Revenge

    Montezuma's Revenge Active Member

    Make up my mind what the meaning of the word is is.

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  4. Montezuma's Revenge

    Montezuma's Revenge Active Member

    Find my asshole with a flashlight and a map.

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  5. Montezuma's Revenge

    Montezuma's Revenge Active Member

    Get no satisfaction.

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  6. Trouser_Buddah

    Trouser_Buddah Active Member

    HEAR ANYONE!

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  7. Montezuma's Revenge

    Montezuma's Revenge Active Member

    Shut my piehole.

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  8. Montezuma's Revenge

    Montezuma's Revenge Active Member

    Leave without Leather.

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  9. Trouser_Buddah

    Trouser_Buddah Active Member

    Believe I ate the whole thing...

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  10. Point of Order

    Point of Order Active Member

    When I smoked, I could not hold a ciggerette with my left hand. When I was driving I'd have to cross over with my right to ash out the window. Trying to hold the cigg with my left always resulted in dropping it out the window, or worse, onto the floorboard.
     
  11. Dyno

    Dyno Well-Known Member

    Forget a backflip off a diving board, I can't dive, period. I'm a decent swimmer but I can't for the life of me dive. I guess I don't have enough strength in my legs to push off.
     
  12. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    Get up after I've fallen.

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