What can you not do?

Snap my fingers.

 

Burping. Getting up at 8 a.m. without being exhausted the rest of the day.

 

Whistle.

 

all you need to do is put your lips together and blow.

 

I can't do the loud, fingers-in-mouth whistle like my old man can.

 

That's not what I've heard that called.

 

I play basketball often, and I can't shoot 50 percent from the free-throw line.

 

ok, i'm busted

 

To those two, I will add doing a cartwheel and yo-yoing.

 

For some reason I'm unable to park my car straight in our indoor parking garage. Just there. I think the columns are crooked or something.

 

i can't watch "lost." or "grey's anatomy."

maybe it's not so much a "can't" as "don't," but it is something it seems like 95 percent of Americans do...

 

Sleep with Paris Hilton