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What can you not do?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Shaggy, Apr 25, 2007.

  1. girl friday

    girl friday Member

    me either!
     
  2. PhilaYank36

    PhilaYank36 Guest

    Stay injury-free. Four surgeries (l. knee, 2 r. shoulder, l. elbow) since '01 and counting...
     
  3. CapeCodder

    CapeCodder Member

    I can't fold clothes all that well, particularly dress shirts.
     
  4. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Pick up my underwear.
     
  5. micropolitan guy

    micropolitan guy Well-Known Member

    Snap my fingers. But I can crack my fingers, elbows, knees, neck and toes.

    Twirl my Rs on Spanish names.

    Put my right shoe on first. Has to be my left.
     
  6. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    I cannot reach the top shelf in the kitchen or walk in flats.
     
  7. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Anyhoo, I can't park a car straight to save my life.
     
  8. HejiraHenry

    HejiraHenry Well-Known Member

    Me either. (It may be that less than 95 percent can see them.)

    I can't seem to do paperwork on time and I can't swim.

    Only one of those three will eventually get me fired, I guess.
     
  9. Dyno

    Dyno Well-Known Member

    I thought of another one: I cannot relax.
     
  10. buckweaver

    buckweaver Active Member

    Another vote for can't swim.

    I might be able to save my own life, under optimal circumstances, where the end-of-the-tunnel light is within sight. Maybe.
     
  11. amraeder

    amraeder Well-Known Member

    Fall asleep before 3 a.m.
     
  12. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    SCOREBOARD!
     
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