What can you not do?

Not listen to Cam'Ron

 

Ditto. I can't do the one loop way, either

 

I can't masturbate whilst watching Food Network and I can't tie a tie.

 

I don't know who CAN masturbate while watching Food Network

 

Good. I thought I was the only one.

I also can't hold a pen the "correct" way, much to the chagrin of every teacher I ever had. I wrap all four fingers around the fucking thing -- grip it and rip it, dammit.

 

Adequately care about this weekend's NFL Draft...

 

Those stupid hidding pictures where you are supposed to be able to see like a ship if you stare at it for several seconds. I can't see any of them.
Remember the guy who went crazy in "Mallrats" for the same reason. I feel like him.

 

Stick around awhile.

 

My first gin drink was a Tom Collins at a Bennigan's (sp?) in Jacksonville at 18. Good times.

 

I can't drink any more than two beers at a time anymore. Don't know why; don't like it; it's just evolved that way.

As for the MagicEye pictures, I couldn't see them long enough that when one DID finally click into view, I was as excited as if I'd just pitched a no-hitter.

 

I can steer a car on a highway with only my knee, and even make lane changes. I can't, however, get myself to see how fast my 2001 sports car will go. Too paranoid about getting a ticket or dying.