What did Britney Spears do now?

That is effin hilarious!

And I think I know the answer to the thread question:

 

If I ever, EVER in my life took home a woman that looked like she did the other night, I would be bragging about if for the rest of my days, and also ruined because I would be trying to chase that ideal forever.

So I fail to understand all these shots being taken at her. I thought she looked scorching hot.

 

She looked phenomenal for someone who has two young kids. The performance, however, was a train wreck.

 

I didn't think her body was bad. Was it what it was pre-kids? No. But whose is (some exceptions, of course).

The performance, however, made me want to cry. Bad lip synching, nearly falling the first 4-5 times she tried to take steps...all-around bad.

 

SHE'S NOT WELL RIGHT NOW! :'(

 

She's still well enough to appear in Playboy.

 

You don't take home women who looked like she did the other night. You just rent a motel room by the hour.

 

wow - biting and to the point.

 

It's not that's she out of shape for a normal woman. She was, though, woefuly out of shape to be strutting around in sequined underwear and bouncing up and down and shimmying on a stage in front of 11 million people. If you're gonna do that, you need to diet and work out a couple months first. Not hit the $4.99 buffet on the strip then drink yourself to sleep the night before.

 

isn't there a subway and tuesdays?

 

fuck no, you wouldn't.

 

That emo kid video is the height of pathetic.