What did Britney Spears do now?

Yeah, because of all the people in the world I could take parenting advice from, Sarah Silverman's right at the top of my list.

 

E! had that the other night too. They told her to clean up and keep her panties on and come back in a year or two (or so said Juliana whatever on that channel).

 

I call bullshit. No way would Playboy turn down the spotlight that would come from a Britney issue. When's the last time someone with that much fame posed for Playboy?

 

And that wasn't even the same thing, because Monroe didn't pose. Playboy just acquired old photos done before she was famous.

 

Well, when your parenting ability is fodder for a hack satirist like Sarah Silverman ...

 

hey, you can count on me.

 

The follow-up to disturbed Britney fan:

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=18044622

 

Her career is over. Her album will do average business. Record company will cut her loose. She'll be in a mountain of debt (if she's not already) before she knows it. The problem with being a pop princess is you're all about the moment. Nobody is going to listen or play your shit on the radio 5, 10 or 15 years after the fact. So no royalty checks. Nostalgia tours at hotel bars are in her future.

 

Someone in Branson Ledyard, Conn. Foxwoods Vegas will hire her.

 

She's the one who called her own kids mistakes "allegedly"

 

Larry Flynt is waiting by the phone.