What did you do when SJ.com was down?

I also signed up for cable for the first time since college, and got hit on by clubber at the fallout shelter.

 

But did Clubber "holla" at you?

 

Curled up in a fetal position and wept.

 

this is the only one I don't believe!

 

Hey, I had tab stuff to finish. Those fucking rosters don't put themselves into the system.

I'll see you next Saturday. I'll be the one looking like he's been on a 3-day bender.

 

In other words, you'll look like the rest of the youngsters in the box?

 

Yeah, except I'm not that young anymore.

 

Boo hoo!

 

An 8-ball last night with a girl I'll never love but keep sleeping with, and because I couldn't get Johnson to rod, I used alternative means to pleasure her to orgasm many times. Afterward she said "Your sex is turquoise." Pressed to explain, she said that's the color she saw during her Big O's. Then she said no one has ever gotten her off that way like me.

A lot of football preview stuffs.

 

wait... fuerte, that picture leads me to believe you got some during the break... say it isn't so!

 

What, you're not pulling for me? And, er, um, who says that's me?

 

Got a life. ;D