What did you do when SJ.com was down?

SJ was down ???

 

The first night it was down, I tried watching some YouTube videos, but the site was down too!
It was the longest night of the month.

[Edit] I also watched the full-version of Shakespeare's Othello on VHS -- a full 209 minutes.

 

I called my sister Elizabeth. I thought she might like to have dinner.

 

I hesitate to ask if you stayed in character for the entire time that SJ was down. Because that would be hilarious.

In fact, I'm going to go ahead and assume you were.

 

I read some newspapers. Did you know there was an entire industry devoted to these things?

 

I opened a coffee shop.

 

Hey, where's Flash? Sounds like a spot we need to visit, stat!

 

I learned Sanskrit.

 

A stunning turn of events.

Now, if only the both of you could manage to put together a decent fantasy team, life would be perfect.

 

I couldn't remember whether to use RBI or RBIs, so I shot myself in the knee and called the work comp line.

 

'Workers' comp. is a river of goodness running through the industrial heartland of America.'

 

Oh, the ol Professor has a trick or two up his sleeve. Don't you worry.