What did you do when SJ.com was down?

Judging by that photo, I'd say that's right.

Hey, I hear Volek is available. Maybe he'll even be able to pick up that one extra yard this time around.

 

Cut like 36 poeple.
Boned sportschick a few times.
Listened to OutKast
Threw shit at hockeybeat
Started a New Edition cover band with BYH
Took Cee-Lo to visit IJAG
Said hi to Sandy
Boned Trey Beamon's sister

 

Well played, my friend. Well played.

As for Volek, you watch your ass. We were on the cusp. On the cusp! What, a half a point short. The Professor will get it this time. I guess we'll see in week one, my friend.

 

I worked and continually checked to see whether the site came back.

And continued to prepare for fantasy football seasons.

And spent one day off cleaning the entire apartment.

 

But really who's counting?

Couldn't cut me though. Come at me with that weak-ass shiv you made on the inside and kept hidden in your rectum all that time, bitch please, you ain't twisting my cap with that little Fisher-Price butter knife.

One look at my South Burmese jujitsu blade — they use it over in Bangkok to skin boars for food, for the pimps to keep their whores in line and the Tamil Tigers use them in Sri Lanka to fuck people up — and you went running like the bitch you are.

And while I got you on the line, tell YOUR mom I DON'T want to have sex with her. Tired of her bothering me all the time. Two things ...

1. Despite what she tells me, I don't care how much, "crunk she has in her trunk."
2. I'm not interested in her giving me a blow-job sandwich. A blow job, followed by the sexual act of my choice, followed by another blow job.

For the final time, tell her my answer is no!

 

Do you even know what you're saying?
Crunk in her trunk?
Stop getting your slang from MTV

 

You also had a lame imitator in the fallout shelter.

 

You mean that wasn't the real clubber? I was messing with an imposter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

The one who posted the craiglist clubber ad and the one who solicited sportschick was indeed me.
My name was ClubberBonedYaMoms

 

Naw, baby, it was me

 

'Sup, bitches?

 

It's not cool when you say it.