What do you bring to the SJ.com table?

What does Jose Mesa bring to la mesa?

 

What does ... err, did ... Laurence Tisch bring to the Tisch?

 

Burned cookies, a disgusting bean salad cooked in cream of cheese soup, and a six-pack of Blatz ... with the can I shotgunned on the way over missing of course.

Other than that, loads of bullshit.

 

Jaw dropping is more like it.

No such thing.

If you like them, now that's irrational.

 

Mistimed jokes and a wit that sends shivers down an Eskimo's spine

 

I'm pretty sure my posts are evenly split between two categories:

1) Long, wordy posts arguing with my pals Fenian and Zeke (and basically everybody else on the board) on politics threads.

2) Writing "Zing!" after one of Ace's one-liners.

Seriously. Check out my posts. I'll wait.

Also, every couple months, I'll swing by and post drunk, though nothing particularly interesting ever comes of that.

 

I bring nothing but random thoughts. Nothing.

 

Steelers-jacks.

 

That and enough posts to confuse people into thinking you and BYH are the same person. I will stand by this thought.

 

I'm not gonna lie. That's hot.

 

Using Dooley's logic, we can now link you and UTShooter to each other.

 

I have seen a rapid increase in average posts this year, I must admit. Gone from nine to 11.3 per day. I need to cut back.

Just remember, I'm not the bitter one. I'm mellow.