What do you bring to the SJ.com table?

You honestly remember your first post here?

 

I thought we were competing for sportschick's undying affection, though he has the size advantage. I'm guessing, however, I can outrun him.

 

You can look it up.

 

Smoker's lungs don't allow me to run.

 

Advantage Clever.

 

Some posters can't because of the multiple board crashes. Also, I used to post under another name and I don't know if it still shows up.

 

Nah, it's long gone. I just remember lurking for a couple of months, then a thread came up where I thought I had something to contribute. I've been under that delusion since.

 

Oh. You can search the name, though.

 

You guys forget that I don't fuck sports journalists.

 

Since when was undying affection the same as fucking? I am not sure I am prepared for this turn of events.

 

When have I ever pretended I was one of those?

 

Before, you've said you wouldn't date them. I think technically, you've still given them hope.