What do you bring to the SJ.com table?

Potato Salad

 

I bring nonstop love for the Kansas thread. The only time I've ever gone to post and gotten the message "Seven new posts have been made." Sweet jesus, that was a good night.

I've also dated way too many guys from this place. But I'm done with that now. No new SportsJournalists.com dating for IJAG!

 

I bring a dislike for anyone who doesn't think, believe and like exactly the same things I do, and condescension for the rest. And chips!

 

I bring nothing.
Oz brings two ham sammiches on whole wheat, two string cheeses and a banana.

 

I bring hunger and film that needs to be processed.

 

And a screenname people apprently think means I'm a supporter of violence.

 

Fixed.

 

Hey, that's my thing! That and a tremendous amount of geekiness (the comic book, sc-fi television and fantasy baseball varieties).

Speaking of geekdom, I'd say that I was disappointed to read that sportschick doesn't fuck sports journalists, but I'm a married man... so I don't fuck anybody these days...

 

He was a she. Stephanie, of Superbat 3000 fame, one of my top 10 favorite on-the-board moments since I've been here. The others:
--The Holiday Inn Antarctica thread.
--Anti-Shoutouts!
--The secret powers of Sometimes When We Touch.
--A certain exchange about Rousseau's Social Contract.
--The time 21 and I made some newbie think Boom was a she and 21 was a he.
--A collection of times people tried to attack Clubber, seeing it develop and knowing the attacker would be ripped to shreds.
--How the thread meant to congratulate mizzougrad for Member of the Year turned into one of the board's great donnybrooks.
--The first April Fool's Day name changing.
--Spot is being held in hopes that the cindybj thread will eventually reach classic status.

 

Being a sports writer, I bring something to the table.

Several large ziploc bags. I plan to stuff the shrimp and other yummy stuff in my pockets and take them home.

Don't tell anyone.

 

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