What do you bring to the SJ.com table?

Not big into reciprocation?

 

You dream about butterflied penis?

My contribution today was the definition of fistula, so I guess I'm on a roll...

 

No, just women who have wonderful imaginations.

Definitely. More women like you need to exist.

 

If by that you mean women who are 5-10, then yes, yes they do.

 

You do realize that butterflied penis was, painfully, not a figment of her imagination? :-\

 

Wow, Cadet's 5-10? That definitely is SportsJournalists.com Woman of the Month-worthy.

 

So would that be a rotating award between the six regular female posters?

 

I bring obscure references of all sorts and a tolerance for stupidity that is almost boundless. Almost.

 

Can I just bring the condiments to the table? I'm not much of a cook and I didn't have time to shop.

I try to be funny. I (shamefully) enjoy bantering with trolls a little. And I try to provide serious advice on appropriate threads.

If I can get someone to spew on their screen, my day is complete.

(Oh, and a sad desparation to work at a certain large paper in Cleveland)

 

I bring nothing to the table. I'm a retard. Ma-ma-monkey.

 

You, sir, are a fine addition.