What do you bring to the SJ.com table?

Sure. Or the 'Holy Grail' DVD.

 

I bring something heavy to the table.
Me.

 

Hey, that's what I bring to the table!

 

"I give you soul. I give you wisdom and light and music and a bit of laughter. Also, I am the world's greatest horseplayer."
-Bukowski

Actually, I don't bring much besides comic relief, i.e., "bluebird of cocksuckery." Although there is value in comic relief. Since I don't cover sports any more, I've become something of an "Anything Goes" monkey, to my mild chagrin. I look at the serious boards, but I don't post there much these days.

 

It's a group effort... so...
Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs the cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscars night?
We do! We do!

 

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I got fired because of this board.

I think that earns me some tolerance around here.

 

I bring absolutely nothing. Except for a few recipes here and there. And maybe some Army nuggets.

 

Oh good. MRE's....

 

Be careful what you wish for.