What do you bring to the SJ.com table?

A Final Four T-shi ... Hey! WHERE THE FUCK'S MY T-SHIRT?!!!!!

 

Come on now, it was the SportsJournalists.com NOY, not ROY.

And I suppose you're right, that's about all I can ask for.

 

I bring a sig that hasn't changed themes for at least 4.5 years.

I'm SJ's street corner Yuengling pusher.

 

an uncanny ability to state the obvious.

And I'm a master debater.

oh, and chips and dip...

 

Snacks

 

It's the pride of Pottsville, Hustle. Brewed just 10 minutes from my home town. I'm already a junkie.

 

Valley View of the East Shore Twilight League ... they play their games at Hegins' Rod & Gun Club. A buck and a wink gets you a Yuengling bottle at the concession stand. Wahoo.

 

And, back in the day, a gun too, huh? Those dirty pigeons...

RJ: I grew up an hour to the east in Lehighton, so you're way closer than me.

Just to prove I'm a well-rounded drinker, I'll take spnited's choice and raise him with one of my favorites:

 

I'm trying to get my Yuengling-running business rolling for those New Englanders who need their Yuengling fix.

 

We get Ying-yang here in the South and you cain't get it in New Anglan? Well hell.

 

Not only do I not bring much to the table, I stick my gum under the table.