What do you bring to the SJ.com table?

I brought my own beer.

BYOB Baby!!!!

 

I bring a big pic of the Burger King.

And, like others, a bunch of one-liners that I'm sure only I find funny. Nothin' like giggling to yourself.

 

Honest to god, I thought you meant age range, and I was thinking, "you sick fuck!" Now I understand it was height. Never mind.

 

Dooley brings a stunning grasp of the obvious

 

Cue the Legacy of Mike Lum in 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1

 

I bring nothing. I have somehow carved out a niche in which people think I say more than I do, but I don't.

I have posted probably 10 times on any thread with meaning.The other 4 billion posts? All complete crap. Most of it inane.

This is not false modesty. Go look at my posts. I dare you to disagree.

 

Post-for-post, I bring less to the table than any other member in SportsJournalists.com history.

You think you can out-inane me, IJAG? Bring it on, lady.

That's my story, and I'm stickin' to it. 8)

P.S. One of these days, that damn cat to the left of me is going to throw that football.

 

Just like you really are.

 

Pain

 

Wow, I just noticed that the codas are on hiatus.

 

Seemed to be the thing to do for a day or two, at least.

 

I don't have time to say. I'm on deadline and I've can't seem to get rid of this bomb.