What I learned today ... people with genital herpes like to ride bikes

Or men with frequent peeing problems love to drink ginormous bottles of water.

Hey guys: It's not your prostate causing you to pee so much. It's your insistence on chugging a 96-ounce bottle of Evian while in the car.

 

Can you get genital herpes from sharing a bicycle seat?

 

Depends. Do you ride commando style?

 

Remind me to change the channel when they're about to show a bike ad.

 

Actually, I don't ride much and I don't share a seat (and I definitely don't ride commando!), but I was more wondering for Idaho since his sig boasts 120 minutes in the saddle for this year already.

 

Apropos of nothing, the Valtrex girl from a couple years ago was crazy hot, horrifying venereal disease or no.

Blue eyes and black hair. Good times indeed.

Just throwing that out.

 

My favorite was: "Five pills, five times a day .. who has time for that?"

Sorry to inconvience you, ho bag, from your herpes-spreading lifestyle. Just take the g-d pills!!!

 

No one else rides my road bike but me. So that saddle is safe.

The indoor spinning class I go to cleans the saddles with disinfectant wipes before and after each class. Hopefully, that -- and my padded cycling shorts -- will keep my tender bits virus free.

 

And besides, Ides knows you can't get genital herpes from porn. And Ides knows his porn.

 

Is getting herpes from a bike the same as getting gonorrhea from a tractor?


Sophie: Unfortunately, I didn't have a partner. I got gonorrhea from a
tractor.

Jerry: You got gonorrhea from a tractor?? And you call *that* your tractor
story??

Kramer: You can't get it from that.

Sophie: But I did. My boyfriend said I got gonorrhea from riding the tractor
in my bathing suit.

Jerry (walking out): Alright, that's it for me. You've been great. Goodnight
everybody.

 

How did this evolve into getting herpes from a bike?

I love the strange twists and turns of SJ.

 

Holy shit.

Funnies thread ever.

Bubbler........you sir, should be on tour.