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What I've learned...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Jake_Taylor, Mar 1, 2017.

  1. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    Never dance with the devil. He will burn you down.
     
  2. Guy_Incognito

    Guy_Incognito Well-Known Member

    Most of these are a real stretch from the OP's question. Maybe we should have a "lines I like" thread.
     
  3. MisterCreosote

    MisterCreosote Well-Known Member

    The bitch is most definitely not among my 99 problems.
     
  4. HC

    HC Well-Known Member

    There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in.
     
  5. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Two pages plus and nobody has gone to this well yet?

     
  6. Twirling Time

    Twirling Time Well-Known Member

    It's a fine line between pleasure and pain.
     
  7. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Is it the more money? Is that what's causing the problems?
     
  8. OscarMadison

    OscarMadison Well-Known Member

    "Dump the husband, keep the dog."
    -J.D. Shapiro and the entire cast of "We Married Margo"*




    *Probably the funniest movie you've never seen.
     
  9. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    You never want to be the only sober or drunk guy at a party

    Always buy the first round.

    Never turn down a chance to take a piss.
     
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  10. SFIND

    SFIND Well-Known Member

    Don't tug on Superman's cape, don't spit into the wind, don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger and don't mess around with Jim Slim.
     
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  11. justgladtobehere

    justgladtobehere Well-Known Member

    Dextromethorphan is an interesting drug.
     
  12. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    Never eat Burger King.
     
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