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What the hell do I buy for a one-year old?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Kaylee, Apr 9, 2007.

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  1. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    You need a broker to purchase $200 worth of a mutual fund?
     
    three_bags_full, Apr 9, 2007
    #37
  2. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    Is this a themed party? Was there any figure or character on the invitation? If so, use that as the basis for a gift.

    As far as getting something for the parents, while that seems noble, I'd be ticked if it were my kid. This is the kid's birthday, not mine. Get him something he'd enjoy.

    You can offer the babysitting on my birthday.
     
    Freelance Hack, Apr 9, 2007
    #38
  3. Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)

    Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L) Active Member

    anal beads
     
    Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L), Apr 9, 2007
    #39
  4. Platyrhynchos

    Platyrhynchos Active Member

    A puppy. :D

    Preferably, a chocolate Lab that not only retrieves ducks, but points pheasants and quail, too.
     
    Platyrhynchos, Apr 9, 2007
    #40
  5. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Call the mutual fund company and say, "Hey, this is sc, I'd like to open an Education IRA. Can you send me the paperwork? Here's my $200 bucks."
     
    three_bags_full, Apr 9, 2007
    #41
  6. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    I do that on Christmas. They also love tinker toys and anything that's painful when you step on it.
     
    sportschick, Apr 9, 2007
    #42
  7. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    TBF, I don't have $200 to give them.
     
    sportschick, Apr 9, 2007
    #43
  8. Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)

    Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L) Active Member

    Give naked pictures of yourself

    Its the thought that counts
     
    Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L), Apr 9, 2007
    #44
  9. Rosie

    Rosie Active Member

    Legos.

    Those are the absolute worst toy to step on. :'(

    I also agree with the books idea. My kids loved those soft cloth books and the board books when they were toddlers.
     
    Rosie, Apr 9, 2007
    #45
  10. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    Post them here too, for frmsped's birthday ... that was a couple days ago, wasn't it?
     
    Big Buckin' agate_monkey, Apr 9, 2007
    #46
  11. Kaylee

    Kaylee Member

    Thanks for the ideas everybody...it really does help.

    Question, keeping in mind that I don't even know how to balance a checkbook: If I were to go the savings bond route, what is the best way to do it?
     
    Kaylee, Apr 9, 2007
    #47
  12. Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)

    Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L) Active Member

    For a one-year old? How about

    - Pretty Peggy Ear-Piercing Set
    - Mr. Skin-Grafter
    - General Tron's Secret Police Confession Kit
     
    Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L), Apr 9, 2007
    #48
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