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What the movies taught you about sports

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Beef03, Dec 28, 2011.

  1. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Just make sure you preface it by apologetically saying, "I have to ask this..."
     
  2. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    Or you should pretend you're ambulance drivers, and the eternally frightening Jack Elam is the learned medical professional travelling with you.
     
  3. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Winners want the ball.
     
  4. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    That you can throw out the record books when the Kansas City Bombers meet the Portland Loggers.
     
  5. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    That when the Cubs and Braves are really tied at nothin-nothin, the Bears are really winning.
     
  6. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    That you can take a curse off a glove by cutting off the head of a live rooster.
     
  7. Johnny Dangerously

    Johnny Dangerously Well-Known Member

    That "Time's growing short. Better put on some steam. Come up with the cash or I ain't on the team."
     
  8. NoOneLikesUs

    NoOneLikesUs Active Member

    Pele can make you cry if you happen to watch him score on Mexican TV.
     
  9. Ronnie "Z-Man" Barzell

    Ronnie "Z-Man" Barzell Active Member

    "Scott Wood" missed the winning field goal in Super Bowl XXV.
     
  10. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    That the only way Diamond Dallas Page can take the world heavyweight wrestling championship away from Oliver Platt is by cheating.
     
  11. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Iowa plays football on Sunday (10 points and control of the board if you name that movie...)
     
  12. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    That cross-branding with a movie means that David Arquette can win the world heavyweight championship.
     
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