What the movies taught you about sports

Again, we laugh. But if the Marlins had moved to the AL instead of the Astros we'd all be pissing our pants and wondering where the hell our flying cars and Mr. Fusion machine is.

 

that I can't see that, he's on radio.

 

No one will care if you have a werewolf on your high school basketball team as long as you're winning.

 

That you can hijack a time machine in the future, bring a sports almanac, into the past, tell your past self to bet on the winner of every single game, earn a fortune, have the husband of the woman you lust after killed, get her to marry you, and have the biggest hotel and casino in your little rotten hometown.

 

But if he could get down there, he'd be standing up to them.

Oh, and that after the bottom dropped out of Charlestown, the local sports writer was able to transition into a new career as a college diving coach.

 

That the only way the Harlem Globetrotters can beat a team full of Martin Landau-controlled robots is for Gilligan to come out of the crowd and convince Scatman Crothers that he and the Skipper can ball.

 

To just ...
Let It Ride

 

The absolute nadir of Martin Landau's career.

 

This may have been covered already, but I learned that if I can change, and you can change, then we can all change.

 

That getting your face turned to pulp and getting knocked down several times is the way to have your opponent right where you want him.

 

Third post in the thread. But quoted accurately.

 

the guy who quits the basketball team on the first day of practice will magically be back with the team for the second game of the season.

Also, Ronald Reagan single-handedly won the 1926 World Series for the Cardinals