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What the movies taught you about sports

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Beef03, Dec 28, 2011.

  1. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Candlesticks always make a nice gift and that one more dying quail per week will get you into Yankee Stadium.
     
  2. Herbert Anchovy

    Herbert Anchovy Active Member

    Ampipe star and 5-foot-6 linebacker Tom Cruise is a serious prospect.
     
  3. Pete Wevurski

    Pete Wevurski Member

    That the rose goes in the front, Big Guy
     
  4. NoOneLikesUs

    NoOneLikesUs Active Member

    Two southern California kids in the same neighborhood can grow up to work for the Dodgers - one as a player and one as an announcer.
     
  5. jr/shotglass

    jr/shotglass Well-Known Member

    You call it a job, they call it a game.

    You call it a game, they call it a job.
     
  6. NoOneLikesUs

    NoOneLikesUs Active Member

    The key to winning girls soccer championships is to dress up a boy and put him on your team.
     
  7. JBHawkEye

    JBHawkEye Well-Known Member

    And, if there's a multi-car crash in front of you, floor it and drive through the smoke.
     
  8. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    Never to play Lady of Spain again.
     
  9. JBHawkEye

    JBHawkEye Well-Known Member

    What I learned about sports and media — if I've been looking into illegal recruiting practices involving Shaq, Penny and Matt Nover, I will wait until the first game of the season to ask the coach about it during a press conference and give my scoop to everyone.
     
  10. X-Hack

    X-Hack Well-Known Member

    That Robby Benson has a sick jumper
     
  11. That's pretty much true for all girls sports.
    ;D
     
  12. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    That speaking with a faux Italian accent when you're a teenager in Indiana is very douche-y.
     
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