What time does a 3 p.m. game start?

But he added so much more by asking for the boxscore. God bless tardiness.

 

You do have to use it in order to claim you never miss...

 

Please don't beat up on this member.

 

Dude, he just called you out. But he's right.

Like I have room to talk

 

Just keeping it fresh. That's why I keep it vacuum sealed.

 

You have information assistants at state softball?

 

Like bedding and linens?

 

Recruited from a nearby D1 institution.
hell, I need a walk, a cold shower and a cigarette -- in no particular order

 

Meanwhile, some members are fresh as a daisy.

Excuse me while I whip this out.

 

You know, I wouldn't get up too quickly if I were you.

 

Where is this game being played? Hooterville?
Because I actually saw Hooterville today..... it's in Western North Carolina, if any of you are curious.....

 

He could just do the tuck while standing up.